At lunchtime today, while walking the streets of downtown Columbus, Ohio, a man in lederhosen ran up to me, his hand outstretched.
"Are you ready for Load 14?," he asked.
"Yes," I said, shaking his hand in what was intended to be an approximation of a complicated Masonic ritual. "Are you ready for Plan 9?"
It seemed to satisfy him. I suspect this does not happen very frequently in what Sarah Palin calls "the real America."
I apologize for the lederhosen. Everything else was dirty that day.
Anyway, when can we get together and discuss Plan 9?
Hey, Heyseed - you stole my joke! :)
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