Dad: How did Kate like New York?
Me: No, dad, that was my daughter, Katryn. Kate is my wife. Katryn's been back from New York since May, and now she's starting her senior year at Kent State.
Sister: That reminds of that Neil Young song about forgetting.
Me: Forgetting? I don't think I know that one.
Sister: Sure you do. You know. (Sings) Forgetting Ohio.
Me: Oh, that one. Yeah, that's a classic.
Don't ask. Yes, she was serious.