On coming to the manger, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of light sabers and oxygen masks and black rubber gloves. And having been warned in a dream not to go back to Darth Vader, they returned to their planet by another route. -- 1 Tattooinians 2: 4-5
* With thanks to Karen, from whom I shamelessly stole the photo.