Thursday, January 14, 2010

Worst Rock Lyrics, Installment 1

Let's start with a powerful double feature: horrid lyrics associated with a horrid song title.

Every day a little sadder
A little madder
Someone get me a ladder
-- Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, "Still ... You Turn Me On"

10 comments:

  1. I like the sound of my own voice
    I didn't give anyone else a choice
    An intellectual tor-toise
    Racing with your bullet train

    --

    All Because of You, U2

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  2. Look up, I look up at night
    planets are moving at the speed of light
    climb up, up in the trees
    every chance that you get is a chance you seize
    how long am I gonna can stand
    with my head stuck under the sand
    I start before I can stop
    before I see things the right way up

    --

    Speed of Sound, Coldplay (who deserve a lifetime achievement award)

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  3. All that noise, all that sound
    all those places that I have found
    and birds go flying at the speed of sound
    to show how it all began
    birds came flying from the underground
    if you could see it then you'd understand

    --

    Speed of Sound, Coldplay

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  4. I’ve got no self control,
    Been living like a mole now,
    Going down, excavation,
    High and high in the sky,
    You make me feel like I can fly,
    So high, Elevation”

    --

    Elevation, U2

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  5. More sacrifices than an Aztec priest,
    Standing here straining at that leash,
    All fall down,
    Can't complain, mustn't grumble,
    Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble.

    --

    That Was Then, ABC

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  6. Ohh, that one was doubly bad since it was prog rock! ;)

    My then boyfriend was an ELP fiend, and I liked them at first, but grew weary after the 37th listening to a tape in his car. Ugh. That never happened with Pink Floyd, though.

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  7. And I'm lookin' in th emirror all the time,
    Wondering what she don't see in me
    I've been funny,
    I've been cool with the lines,
    Ain't that the way love's supposed to be?

    --

    The best "Awesomely Bad" rock lyric, from the inimitable Rick Springfield. Surely it's not necessary to provide the song title...

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  8. The first thing I met
    Was a fly with a buzz

    Horse With No Name

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  9. Does it get better or worse when Greg Lake follows the line "still you turn me on" with a completely cliched wah-wah guitar lick.

    Is the six-string capable of irony?

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  10. Okay. This is hiphop, but it should still count, right?

    ---

    And she said please no don't stop
    And I said I caught a cramp
    And she said please keep on goin'/ I said my leg is about to crack
    Then she cries out
    Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
    And I said cool
    Climax
    Just let go of my leg

    --

    Trapped in the Closet, Chapter 4, R Kelly

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