The Bad Hair Decade

I have the strangest hair. I hate it. I realize that this is relatively minor in the grand scheme of things, but I just wanted to point out that guys can have Bad Hair Days as well. Bad Hair Decades, even. I don't have that much of it to begin with, but when it starts to grow it grows, for whatever reasons, faster just in front of the crown of my head. The end result is something that looks like a shark fin one day, and a Dairy Queen Swirly Cone the next. It's not a winsome look.