With the 40th anniversary of Woodstock coming up, I thought it was worth noting that decades of dedicated investigative work have now resulted in the decryption of Joe Cocker's legendary performance of The Beatles' "With a Little Help From My Friends." At last the truth can be revealed: "Lord, I know you're a guy. Put on this turban." See, it was a Christian song all along, and nobody even knew it at the time. Oh baby, hoggify.